this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Who died my cat blue again?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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