do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
