yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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