You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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