I'm going to jail i love you
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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