I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
