I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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