forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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