my mouth tastes like poor choices
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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