your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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