I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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