Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I'm really busy with my period
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