Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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