Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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