I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
