We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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