I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I need a burrito and a hug.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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