too bad you live with your parents still
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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