There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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