I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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