4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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