More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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