So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So squirting runs in the family.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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