love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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