Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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