that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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