But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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