She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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