dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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