**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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