Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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