I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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