Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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