Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Do vagina's smell?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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