My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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