i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
wow bdsm is so cute
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