Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
