Acid is not a monday night drug
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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