In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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