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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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