I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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