We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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