Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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