That's intense
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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