We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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