yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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