im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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