if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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