In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
