He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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