I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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